Empty nest syndrome

Filling the empty egg cartons

A dozen. Lots of things come in twelves. Roses, cupcakes, eggs, dinner rolls, inches on a ruler…

Things that come by the dozen are not found in singles. You can’t go to the store and buy just one egg. Good luck finding a packaged single dinner roll!

Every time we go to the folks’ house this question is asked, “do you need eggs?” And whether we answer yes or no, there’s always this hem-haw=thing that happens with them saying “yes we have enough but there’s more in the garage fridge, ” et cetera. We didn’t go there just to get eggs. Probably it’s just this farm thing that’s a little weird for me. When I leave my mother’s or my dad’s we go through the hugs and the I love you’d but they never ask me if I need something. Rather it’s the other way around. For my dad it’s reading something or finding something (because he is blind.). For my mother it’s always about fixing something whether it is plumbing or electrical or some construction fix-it thing.

While others buy eggs at the grocery store and return the cartons in the recyclables, I have a stack of them near the front door. Or in the vehicle. There always seems to be this floating stack that we forget to take back to the supplier: my sister in law. And then there is the occasional carton full that gets left in the car on a sunshine day. Hush!

Filling the empty nest is something I have been attempting to do since my home school girls left me alone. While I hadn’t planned on the loneliness that would result after 20 some years with them around day and night, I had planned on them leaving home to seek their fortune in the wide wonderful world. So rather then instructing “my two little piglets” on what type of house to build now that they were free of mine, I found myself trying to fill the empty hallway with my own mess.

For anyone that doesn’t believe empty nest syndrome is real, I ask that you come for a visit.

The first egg I tried was another puppy. Waldo went real badly. Perhaps it was just his own stomach problems or just my lack of focus. No, it was all him. Then there was Seymour. He was a real good boy just full of allergens. And now the nest is a mess from Honey. Well, not really. It has been rainy and snow turning to mud lately, so she has been outside. I’m a bit tired of doing the groom thing and her going directly to the composting mud to play. Dogs are really pigs in disguise. That’s my new belief.

A dog simply is not working. Should I get another one, or a cat. Oh, yeah, that didn’t work either.

So today as I considered the empty house, the cat on the grill toying with my emotions, and the messes that I have stacked about: cleaning and de-cluttering became my mission. Emptying the next more. Like finding more of my fist daughter’s things to give her since she has a house of her own to fill up now.

More stuff.

More egg cartons.

More plastic containers filled with surprise. Sounds like quite the Easter Egg Hunt! Just on a more adult level.

Do you know what? I don’t enjoy Easter egg hunts. Looking for cartons to fill with stuff. Finding baskets to move the eggs around from one hiding spot to the next. Sure glad my girls didn’t insist we do the hunting for eggs thing real long. Hide and seek might be fun as a toddler when you are looking for colorful goodies, but now that I am going to be a grandma, this game has taking on entirely new meaning.

Oh, it will be fun to teach the little one this hide and seek ploy that is really a teaching tool about how to pack up a room, a house, a lifetime of stuff and find the right size containers for everything. Label them all appropriately and decide what to put in the basket and what to give away. Hopefully, my de-cluttering has a purpose. Hopefully, the cleaning helps me discover what projects aren’t done yet and which ones are important.

Empty nest syndrome for us as a couple was a greenhouse, a motorcycle, a hiking trip to the local park. This winter was nothing but snow. We put a basket on the back deck and it filled up with snow several times. A few times I decided not even to scoop. At least the leaves stayed out.

Empty nest as a mom with no driver’s license, no job, and nothing but time on my hands has led to some real idle talk. Or rather writing.

So there you have it. A lot of empty blubbering. There’s another stack of egg cartons to put into the vehicle for the next visit to the nearest relatives.

Bringing in the sheaves

Of learning new tricks and rewards

What in the world does an old time hymnal have to do with training a dog? How does the fall harvest and the fall festivals and the triumph of learning something new have any corelationship? Well, I’ll try to make sense of it all, or maybe I’ll just let it all be messy and we’ll chase bunny trails.  That’s what Honey would do.

With the beginner training classes for our ambitious golden doodle, we are learning some new tricks.   For instance, how to turn away from bad behavior. Also how to load the clicker reward system.  And how to walk with a dog instead of being in resistance training.

The most important training in puppy class happens to the pet parent.  Keeping the brain on the right train track might be more challenging than ever anticipated.  Having a smart dog means I have to work smart at keeping her occupied.  Sometimes though sending her busy body outside to chase cats is the easier option.

They say one is never too old to learn new tricks.  Teaching myself a new training technique wouldn’t be so bad if I were an octopus.  There’s the hand for the clicker, the hand for the treat, and the hand to hold the leash, and I need an extra hand to make the symbol that goes with the command.  The first night at class I was sure a squid could train my dog better than I could.  I felt like a goat with all this new stuff.  Really the only thing added was the clicker, but I felt like both fists had suddenly emophosed into hooves or something.

Two class sessions later and ten days of practice, and Honey immediately goes for the watch-me-sit-down-pose when the clicker is removed form it’s basket near the treat bag.  So we have to go out into the cat world and breath the nippy fresh air to get a “distracted” training session in.  And if anyone hasn’t figured me out yet, I do not like the cold air.  It simply bites.  So on come the layers.  By the time I finally arrive outside for a brief brain train, Honey has all her energy spent on the cats, and she’s too chilled to sit still even for a frisbee toss.  Well, I would say this is going very well!

Not so much.  Today was a low energy day for me.  Every fifteen minutes this morning Honey either wanted out or wanted in.  So I took the time to teach her how to shake.  Everytime whe went out I said “Goodbye, see you later.” Everytime she came in, I said,”Hello, I’m mom. Is your name Honey? Nice to meet you Honey.  Can you sit?” (Response) “Good sit Honey. Can you shake?” (Response) “Very good. Other hand?” (Response) “Good girl, Honey.  Would you like a cookie?” (Hand signal down, followed by response)  I gave her a cookie and went about my business.  this occurred probably three or four times.  Thus passing the morning in very interrupted training sessions of Honey ringing the bells and me getting our of my chair to let her out.  Then letting her back in when she barked.

I remember my dad telling me some joke about exercise and letting the dog out and putting the dog in.  Don’t remember the joke.  Sorry.

The better new trick I learned this past week was actually in bread making.  All these years I thought I might kill the yeast if I stirred it too much.  Come to find out its really only temperature related on whether the yeast fails.  And I also wasn’t kneading the dough enough.  More time playing with the dough even after the dough hook in the mixer has had its share of time is actually quite fun.  So the recent attempt that I had with the bread making went quite well.

Another new thing I learned by trial and error was that cookies need a test run.  I get so into being done with the making process that I force them into fast pace.  That really doesn’t work.  Bars are better for the fast pace kitchen mode.  Cookies take time.  Thirteen minutes each tray to be exact.  My husband has always loved cookies though.  So I’ll probably continue to trial and error my way through the world of cookies. Hopefully Honey doesn’t decided I should homebake hers too.  Store bought ought to be good enough for her.

So today as I thought of the fall harvest and the emptying fields, the old hymn came to mind “Bringing in the Sheaves.”  There is a line in the song that just wont leave my thoughts. “Sowing seeds of kindness… fearing neither clouds nor winters chilly breeze… our spirits often grieve… We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves.”

While this song is all about the reward for our labor, so too training my puppy is all about reward. The clicker is “loaded” with treats, In the minds’ eye, each click is equal to a treat or rather each work is rewarded by a click/treat.  Some day the click will be reward enough.  Some day… The joy in the harvest. With the recent mass shootings in our country much thought has gone to who is winning. Is the enemy winning when Christians die?

My most recent Talking Book is one that is the History of Christianity. While the concept of scattered seed is familiar to the farmers in my area the law of sowing and reaping crosses into society as an instrument of propagation in a way that defies the odds. Persecution has spread Christianity throughout the globe in a truly supernatural way. Thus reward based training is not a new concept. The joy in bringing in the sheaves is a God-thing.

So, my thought process though simplified to the click and the treat for my golden-girl, keeps me moving on toward far more eternal purposes. While I struggle with simple things, God reminds me that sowing seeds of kindness will reap a reward of rejoicing. I am blessed to have simple challenges. And my prayers will continue for those who face difficult life issues. May they find their eternal focus.

Brick walls

When God slams a door

Everyone always said that when God shuts a door, somewhere He opens a window. That is really just a line from the film Sound of Music. It’s not a bible verse.  It is repeated by the Christian world so much we tend to believe it. 

Perhaps God slams the door in our face and there is no window in the room. There is only darkness. Then just for no reason He builds a brick wall outside the door so that if we try to open it, we find a concussion to greet us.   RP often makes me feel like I am all alone in a crowd that will not let the door be closed. 

Darkness that closes in and attempts to claim our soul. Inspire  of songs   like “there is sunshine in my soul today” ringing in our ears, this darkness lurks like a lone wolf ready to gobble up every bit of sunshine.  The pain that engulfs my heart at this hour is so overwhelming.  The door is shut on the days when my eyesight allowed me to read music and play piano at the same time.  

The death of this ability leads me into a very dark room. 

The last Sunday that I was asked and foolishly attempted to read the hymnal and play piano was a very dark day for me. The realization that what once had been a “piece of cake” was now completely impossible has given rise to a deep cavern of anguish and fear. 

What is it like to go blind?

What is it like to give up what was once loved?

What is it like for things once easy to die? Is this death or divorce? Have my eyes divorced themselves from my brain and my fingers? There are days this overwhelming death of past ability completely engulfs me and shuts down my whole factory of operations.  

The death of my ability to shop was far easier to give up. I always hated going shopping anyhow. The grocery store to a tunnel visioned blind person is a nightmare. I could look for items for hours only to be pointed to the item right in front of me. I never enjoyed shopping. It’s difficulty rendered that doslikable years before the grocery section just made me cold and feel helpless. Might as well put me in the child’s seat in the cart, for all the help I am. 

But giving up music?

I remember the last few times I played for church choir. The song was The Revelations Anthem. The piano writing on the piece is amazing. But trying to help the choir with their parts and read all four lines while plunking out their notes…  that was nightmarish and led me to tears numerous occasions I was only thankful that God had somehow given me the ability to begin memorizing music. I had wanted that ability back in college but failed miserably and even flunked my piano jury because of brick wall brain!  

I still love that choir anthem and do not attempt to play it. It would be to devastating to my memory of when I was able. 

The hymnal brick wall is so…  I just wish I had another word besides death to describe this horrible feeling that slams into my chest. The tunnel vision does not allow me to focus on more that one note at a time. Hymnals are written in chord progressions that are common to multiple voice choir pieces. Imagine switching from reading the bass line to the soprano in lightening speed. The good eye does this automatically. Now put a straight jacket on a prisoner and tell her to beat the best boxer in the ring.  Impossible. My hands have been put in a straight jacket and I am blindfolded and I don’t even see the other boxer!  My eyes that once read all the choir lines and the piano (something like a conductors score) now can barely make out the alto line. 

And then I get lost. 

Once as a child I was in a department store in Bismarck Noth Dakota and sat under a clothing rack only to discover that my mother had wandered away. I hadn’t wandered away, mind you-she had! I distinctly remember the department store’s “man-hand” leading me back to my mother. 

I am lost. Without my ability to read piano music the panic sets in and there is no gentle hand to lead me back to my mother  this time. My mother-love of music is dead. 

I have no choice.  My eyes are continuing to fail me. The door has been closed. The brick wall has been built. The panic is still there. The loss is deep and wrenching. 

I ache for my love of piano.  In my own home I may sit and attempt to read a melody line and learn an old song new again. But in the ears of all others. No. 

My eyes continue to steal my joy from my fingers. If I close my eyes and just play. The memory takes over. Sometimes. Not  often enough. 

Another one bites the dust. That’s not a cool song anymore. It is cruel. Painful reality. 

I miss my ability to read and play piano without fear, without that lost feeling, without struggle, without crashing through the notes, without thus painful brick wall that ever casts such a dark shadow through the very tiny crack that is left in the gap of the door.  When others look at a tunnel they see the light at the end. I don’t. I see the narrowing end of this tunnel-like view of the keyboard as it is. The end of the keyboard. My view comes from the narrow end and fuzzes out at the wide end into nothing. The end.

It’s hard to enjoy this black and white world of music while my ability slowly fades into a muddy grey.. The light grows dimmer. The shadow lengthens. The door creaks slowly but surely towards the frame for a final slam.  And on the other side the brick wall is being built.  

And don’t tell me I shouldn’t be depressed. Death is never easy. No matter what kind it is. The death of my gift of music isn’t blossoming into something beautiful. It is a train wreck at the end of a dark tunnel. 

This is RP.